Sometimes I fantasize during sex

I made it to France last week and amid the jet lag and attempts to cool off, I’ve been stuffing myself with gelato, fish, olive tapenade and fresh pasta from the market, baguettes that go stale if I don’t eat them within a day, cheese (and more cheese!), and fresh cherries and apricots. I’ve luckily managed to not get sunburned or to let my faux Birkens…